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LemonPieMess
DORK:
[dawrk] noun
1. someone who has odd interests, and is often silly.
2. someone who can be themselves and not care what others think.
3. a whale penis.
Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.
Robert Meowney Jr. has an affinity for felines
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| in celebration: | I'll put the kettle on |
|---|---|
| in sorrow: | I'll put the kettle on |
| in anticipation: | I'll put the kettle on |
| in sympathy: | I'll put the kettle on |
| in dedication: | I'll put the kettle on |
| just because: | I'll put the kettle on |
| everyday: | the kettle is on |
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if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
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the pi(e) day antics
| Frankie: | Keena, come make a pie... in your belly. (points to pie ingredients on the floor) |
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| Me: | You guys... This is Beethovens Ninth... Sung by Cats! 8D |
| (http: | //8tracks.com/kategabrielle/pi-day) |
| Frankie: | This person is Genius! They just knew this is the perfect Pie Day Song. |
| Frankie: | A Tripumple is basically the dessert form of a Turduckin |
| Nicole: | I didn't have a mix master, so I mix mastered it with my hand. |
| Olive: | This camera is HD!!! |
| Nicole: | This will be some hi-def pie making. |
| Nicole: | If you want French Fries with pie we should put them in the oven. |
| Frankie: | There's no room! |
| Nicole: | There's a whole other level |
| Everyone: | Whole. |
| Notha | |
| Level. | |
| Nicole: | It's like an inception pie cake. It's a pie within a cake. |
| Olivia: | IT IS AN INCEPTION CAKE. |
| Frankie: | Cuz it's pie day, pie day, gotta get stuffed on pie day. Which slice should I take? Pumpkin in the front seat, chicken in the back seat. |
| Olive: | What is a group of Pegasi? |
| Frankie: | A PIE OF PEGASI! |
| Frankie: | Gotta get dressed, gotta eat some pie... |
| Nicole: | You thought really hard about those lyrics didn't you? |
| Frankie: | Which pie should i taaaake. |
| Frankie: | You don't question what is in Pam. |
| Me: | Kinda like Marshmellows. What are they made from? |
| Nicole: | Rainbows. |
| Frankie: | And Kahlua. |
| Me: | Fair enough. |
| Jackson (Teen Wolf): | Where are You... Getting your juice? |
| Nicole: | From the cafeteria... in a juice box. |
looks like a boy band album cover
the cute nerdy one
the spiritual~ one
the one with an accent
the one with the washboard abs
the
one who wears lobster print cardigans??preppy one?the bad boy
the stylish one
I would buy this boy band’s album.
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shout out to potatoes for being so fucking versatile and delicious
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